princesslilitu:

when women are raped while drunk it’s their fault for drinking alcohol
but when men rape people while drunk they couldn’t help it because they drank alcohol

gossipgandhi:

i came into this world covered in someone else’s blood and screaming and lemme tell you i’m not afraid to leave it the same way

penetratingpersonality:

Happy Birthday Chris! (x)

drunktrophywife:

if you don’t think i’m cute that’s your problem not mine

defend-squidgy:

*hardcore whispers the screaming parts*

vvorldwideweb:

“honey!! im home!!” i call out as i enter my house, i walk into the kitchen and there it is, a bucket of honey, sweet sweet honey, i pick it up and pour it all over my body, yes, yes this is good

getoffmybloghoe:

it makes me uncomfortable that they dont shoot movie scenes in order

#did this motherfucker just slap me #is this some sort of human bonding ritual #perhaps he was intending to inflict pain #the complexities of human pranks escape me

snoopdoggwithablog:

words of the wise

moonupabove:

askinnyblackman:

elloelen:

theprettygoodgatsby:

piffsburg:

Females: I want equal rights.
Females: You can’t hit me I’m a female.

Females: I want equal rights and i don’t want you to hit me because I am a human being and I don’t like being hit

Even if they throw the first punch?

how about no one hits anyone because hitting people is wrong

#god damn we learned this shit in like kindergarten

wreck-it-rogers:

THIS MAN IS A 26 YEAR OLD FAMOUS MUSICIAN JFC

“You are the only significant other I need in my life.”

daltoned:

There is a moment when you say to yourself, “Oh there you are, I’ve been looking for you forever.”

 #holy shit i never realised the similarity in their expressions#the moment they realised #’there he is’